Humorous Wedding Speech by an Old Roomate (Flatmate) :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by an elder Roomate (Flatmate)Well, congratulations to Herman and Connie. I assume that you are now expecting me to feature a bit of fun at Hermans expense. Well, the only trouble is, Hermans expenses establish been so high today that Im not sure how oft more he can take. Herman and I have been great friends (mates) for a long time now, and inevitably weve shared many things over the age footb all told college my driving license when Herman didnt have one - and now, a conjoin table. Whod have thought it? We also shared an apartment (a flat) for a briefly time. Not long after finding a place unneurotic I realised his biggest hate in life housework And why? Because you have to make the beds and do the dishes. Then six months later you have to start all over again. But we had a good judgement and split everything down the middle. It was my job to mother the take-out, Hermans job to get the beer, my job to clean the bath room, Hermans job to clean the k itchen. And Im not joking, when Herman was done with the kitchen you could eat of that floor there was separate of food still down there. On the whole, though, living with Herman was a grateful experience. Having said that, there werent any books in our flat, so when the planet dish stopped working we actually had to talk to each other. Now, Id wish to think I taught Herman a thing or two originally he got a place of his own, especially just about women. Imagine the spite I got when out of the blue he called me to say that he had got engaged, the things that go through a best friends mind. Mostly about mail order brides, one-way tickets from Thailand and subscriptions to Gay Connections Monthly. Then when I perceive that it was Connie, I was filled with much relief and happiness. Because when it came to finding a wife, Herman couldnt have been luckier. Connie is a fantastic person and, as Im sure you will all agree, looks stunning today. I have a great deal of watch and adm iration for her. And, being a nurse, she has the added bonus of already being old(prenominal) with dealing with incontinence and impotence on a daily basis.Since Herman met Connie, I have seen a change in him.